Bernard Calloway is not my mate.

Sure, I accidentally claimed him as my mate during a freak dumpster diving accident. And sure, I may have kissed him a few times, even though he’s an alpha, and I’m definitely not attracted to alphas. But he isn’t my mate. He can’t be. I hate the guy.

You would hate him, too, if you met him. He’s one of those perfectly groomed, well-spoken snobs who is magically muscular, even though he avoids the gym. Also, he isn’t into football, which means he doesn’t know I’m the best rookie quarterback in the NFL.

I should probably tell him at some point…

For now, it’s the off-season, and I’m bored. That’s the only reason I end up in Bernard’s bed. It’s not a big deal. I’m not into alphas, and he’s not into jocks. We definitely won’t catch feelings for each other.

Even if he is kind of perfect.

The Paw Misplacement Incident is an enemies to lovers romance set in the omegaverse. It has petty disagreements, knotting, a hopeless himbo, and cute shifter children. It does NOT have MPreg. While you don’t have to read the previous books in the Trash Pandas series first, The Paw Misplacement Incident will be more humorous if you do.